![]() 05/10/2014 at 23:09 • Filed to: Damn Dirty Hippies, Wear Sunscreen | ![]() | ![]() |
if you are outside, wrenching, chessing, running, spelunking, pretty much anything ending in ing, and you Have short hair ( as you should unless you are an unwashed hippy. Damn hippies...) remember that a ball cap and sunglasses do NOT protect the back of your head. Unless you are a Yo. Then you should just grow your hair long so you are easier to spot, as you will be a hippy and smelly. Or turn your damn hat around.
Where was I? Oh yes. Wear sunscreen. I now have the usual burnt cheeks (hey eyes up here hippy) and the burnt chest v and neck because v neck tshirt. As a bonus, it has been determined I now have a burn line around the back of my head. It doesnt show in pictures or I would publish it.
TL:DR Damn hippies. Get a haircut. Yo, turn hat around and pull up pants. I think that is all.
![]() 05/10/2014 at 23:14 |
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Alternatively: GET A FUCKING TAN YOU WALKING PIECE OF DRYWALL
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I don't burn I just get really dark so I don't use sunscreen.
![]() 05/10/2014 at 23:17 |
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MY sunhat does
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I used to say the same thing
Then I had melanoma
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i'm all sorts of burt from today also. Long live hella white humans!
![]() 05/10/2014 at 23:22 |
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Your kidding right?
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Sadly, not at all. I've never had a sunburn. I tan dark and quick. Unfortunately that doesn't mean we're not immune. For most of my life I enjoyed my beautiful natural tans, always cracking jokes at the super white kids who had to use sunscreen at the slightest sign of daylight. Four years ago I had six spots removed and to this day have to keep an eye out for any more. Now I use sunscreen just to be proactive
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Crap that sounds rough.........I might use a little sunscreen now.
![]() 05/10/2014 at 23:30 |
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lol. I'm neither unwashed nor a hippy and I have long hair. ;) that said if it's hot out it's usually up in a hat so my neck gets burnt anyways.
![]() 05/10/2014 at 23:33 |
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Always safer to err on the side of caution, my friend. Cancer is not fun.
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Do you
Do you have long red hair
![]() 05/10/2014 at 23:36 |
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it's red until I get bored and dye it purple or burgundy.
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NOICE
Gingers are the best, I don't care what the pope says about 'em
![]() 05/11/2014 at 00:02 |
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family full of gingers so I understand. It's not your fault you are a hippy. One side of mine is Scots and the other is Bohemian. I'm an angry avant garde mother I guess. I'm also too dumb to into sunscreen apparently...
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Your sunhat is a hippy. ;)
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can't. Heritage preventing. scotland/Bohemia ball cannot into tan. I haz a sad :(
![]() 05/11/2014 at 00:09 |
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Scotland can into tan. Bohemia is just in the way ;)
![]() 05/11/2014 at 00:13 |
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REALLY? Shit, I always thought the 2 main benefits of being Mexican was great tan and telenovela.
![]() 05/11/2014 at 00:17 |
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I know right? Fucking Bohemia ball. They are so Bohemian?
![]() 05/11/2014 at 03:29 |
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sun screen doesn't help much. Skin has two shades. Pale and burnt.
![]() 05/11/2014 at 10:03 |
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Cancer and heart disease are on both sides of my family.
![]() 05/11/2014 at 13:35 |
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yes. My beard is ginger so I know the feels... Spf 60? Only if I'm indoors... I assume burnt and am rarely disappointed.
![]() 05/11/2014 at 13:37 |
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Sigh. I've gotten sunburnt on rainy days, in cars. It's a given when I'm flying. So much fun wearing long sleeves in August.
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I feel for ya. Im pretty much the same way. I've accepted melanoma as my friend and eventual downfall.