Sun Burn Alert

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
05/10/2014 at 23:09 • Filed to: Damn Dirty Hippies, Wear Sunscreen

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if you are outside, wrenching, chessing, running, spelunking, pretty much anything ending in ing, and you Have short hair ( as you should unless you are an unwashed hippy. Damn hippies...) remember that a ball cap and sunglasses do NOT protect the back of your head. Unless you are a Yo. Then you should just grow your hair long so you are easier to spot, as you will be a hippy and smelly. Or turn your damn hat around.

Where was I? Oh yes. Wear sunscreen. I now have the usual burnt cheeks (hey eyes up here hippy) and the burnt chest v and neck because v neck tshirt. As a bonus, it has been determined I now have a burn line around the back of my head. It doesnt show in pictures or I would publish it.

TL:DR Damn hippies. Get a haircut. Yo, turn hat around and pull up pants. I think that is all.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > The Compromiser
05/10/2014 at 23:14

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Alternatively: GET A FUCKING TAN YOU WALKING PIECE OF DRYWALL


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > The Compromiser
05/10/2014 at 23:16

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I don't burn I just get really dark so I don't use sunscreen.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > The Compromiser
05/10/2014 at 23:17

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MY sunhat does

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Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/10/2014 at 23:19

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I used to say the same thing

Then I had melanoma


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > The Compromiser
05/10/2014 at 23:20

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i'm all sorts of burt from today also. Long live hella white humans!


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Nibbles
05/10/2014 at 23:22

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Your kidding right?


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/10/2014 at 23:27

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Sadly, not at all. I've never had a sunburn. I tan dark and quick. Unfortunately that doesn't mean we're not immune. For most of my life I enjoyed my beautiful natural tans, always cracking jokes at the super white kids who had to use sunscreen at the slightest sign of daylight. Four years ago I had six spots removed and to this day have to keep an eye out for any more. Now I use sunscreen just to be proactive


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Nibbles
05/10/2014 at 23:29

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Crap that sounds rough.........I might use a little sunscreen now.


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > The Compromiser
05/10/2014 at 23:30

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lol. I'm neither unwashed nor a hippy and I have long hair. ;) that said if it's hot out it's usually up in a hat so my neck gets burnt anyways.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/10/2014 at 23:33

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Always safer to err on the side of caution, my friend. Cancer is not fun.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Cajun Ginger
05/10/2014 at 23:34

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Do you

Do you have long red hair


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > Nibbles
05/10/2014 at 23:36

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it's red until I get bored and dye it purple or burgundy.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Cajun Ginger
05/10/2014 at 23:37

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NOICE

Gingers are the best, I don't care what the pope says about 'em


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Cajun Ginger
05/11/2014 at 00:02

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family full of gingers so I understand. It's not your fault you are a hippy. One side of mine is Scots and the other is Bohemian. I'm an angry avant garde mother I guess. I'm also too dumb to into sunscreen apparently...


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
05/11/2014 at 00:03

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Your sunhat is a hippy. ;)


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Nibbles
05/11/2014 at 00:04

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can't. Heritage preventing. scotland/Bohemia ball cannot into tan. I haz a sad :(


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > The Compromiser
05/11/2014 at 00:09

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Scotland can into tan. Bohemia is just in the way ;)


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > EL_ULY
05/11/2014 at 00:13

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REALLY? Shit, I always thought the 2 main benefits of being Mexican was great tan and telenovela.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Nibbles
05/11/2014 at 00:17

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I know right? Fucking Bohemia ball. They are so Bohemian?


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > The Compromiser
05/11/2014 at 03:29

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sun screen doesn't help much. Skin has two shades. Pale and burnt.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Nibbles
05/11/2014 at 10:03

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Cancer and heart disease are on both sides of my family.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Cajun Ginger
05/11/2014 at 13:35

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yes. My beard is ginger so I know the feels... Spf 60? Only if I'm indoors... I assume burnt and am rarely disappointed.


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > The Compromiser
05/11/2014 at 13:37

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Sigh. I've gotten sunburnt on rainy days, in cars. It's a given when I'm flying. So much fun wearing long sleeves in August.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > Cajun Ginger
05/11/2014 at 15:14

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I feel for ya. Im pretty much the same way. I've accepted melanoma as my friend and eventual downfall.