" The Compromiser" (charger)
05/10/2014 at 23:09 • Filed to: Damn Dirty Hippies, Wear Sunscreen | 2 | 24 |
if you are outside, wrenching, chessing, running, spelunking, pretty much anything ending in ing, and you Have short hair ( as you should unless you are an unwashed hippy. Damn hippies...) remember that a ball cap and sunglasses do NOT protect the back of your head. Unless you are a Yo. Then you should just grow your hair long so you are easier to spot, as you will be a hippy and smelly. Or turn your damn hat around.
Where was I? Oh yes. Wear sunscreen. I now have the usual burnt cheeks (hey eyes up here hippy) and the burnt chest v and neck because v neck tshirt. As a bonus, it has been determined I now have a burn line around the back of my head. It doesnt show in pictures or I would publish it.
TL:DR Damn hippies. Get a haircut. Yo, turn hat around and pull up pants. I think that is all.
Nibbles
> The Compromiser
05/10/2014 at 23:14 | 3 |
Alternatively: GET A FUCKING TAN YOU WALKING PIECE OF DRYWALL
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> The Compromiser
05/10/2014 at 23:16 | 0 |
I don't burn I just get really dark so I don't use sunscreen.
4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
> The Compromiser
05/10/2014 at 23:17 | 3 |
MY sunhat does
Nibbles
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/10/2014 at 23:19 | 0 |
I used to say the same thing
Then I had melanoma
EL_ULY
> The Compromiser
05/10/2014 at 23:20 | 2 |
i'm all sorts of burt from today also. Long live hella white humans!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Nibbles
05/10/2014 at 23:22 | 0 |
Your kidding right?
Nibbles
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/10/2014 at 23:27 | 0 |
Sadly, not at all. I've never had a sunburn. I tan dark and quick. Unfortunately that doesn't mean we're not immune. For most of my life I enjoyed my beautiful natural tans, always cracking jokes at the super white kids who had to use sunscreen at the slightest sign of daylight. Four years ago I had six spots removed and to this day have to keep an eye out for any more. Now I use sunscreen just to be proactive
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Nibbles
05/10/2014 at 23:29 | 0 |
Crap that sounds rough.........I might use a little sunscreen now.
Cajun Ginger
> The Compromiser
05/10/2014 at 23:30 | 0 |
lol. I'm neither unwashed nor a hippy and I have long hair. ;) that said if it's hot out it's usually up in a hat so my neck gets burnt anyways.
Nibbles
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/10/2014 at 23:33 | 1 |
Always safer to err on the side of caution, my friend. Cancer is not fun.
Nibbles
> Cajun Ginger
05/10/2014 at 23:34 | 0 |
Do you
Do you have long red hair
Cajun Ginger
> Nibbles
05/10/2014 at 23:36 | 0 |
it's red until I get bored and dye it purple or burgundy.
Nibbles
> Cajun Ginger
05/10/2014 at 23:37 | 2 |
NOICE
Gingers are the best, I don't care what the pope says about 'em
The Compromiser
> Cajun Ginger
05/11/2014 at 00:02 | 0 |
family full of gingers so I understand. It's not your fault you are a hippy. One side of mine is Scots and the other is Bohemian. I'm an angry avant garde mother I guess. I'm also too dumb to into sunscreen apparently...
The Compromiser
> 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
05/11/2014 at 00:03 | 0 |
Your sunhat is a hippy. ;)
The Compromiser
> Nibbles
05/11/2014 at 00:04 | 0 |
can't. Heritage preventing. scotland/Bohemia ball cannot into tan. I haz a sad :(
Nibbles
> The Compromiser
05/11/2014 at 00:09 | 0 |
Scotland can into tan. Bohemia is just in the way ;)
The Compromiser
> EL_ULY
05/11/2014 at 00:13 | 0 |
REALLY? Shit, I always thought the 2 main benefits of being Mexican was great tan and telenovela.
The Compromiser
> Nibbles
05/11/2014 at 00:17 | 0 |
I know right? Fucking Bohemia ball. They are so Bohemian?
Cajun Ginger
> The Compromiser
05/11/2014 at 03:29 | 1 |
sun screen doesn't help much. Skin has two shades. Pale and burnt.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Nibbles
05/11/2014 at 10:03 | 0 |
Cancer and heart disease are on both sides of my family.
The Compromiser
> Cajun Ginger
05/11/2014 at 13:35 | 0 |
yes. My beard is ginger so I know the feels... Spf 60? Only if I'm indoors... I assume burnt and am rarely disappointed.
Cajun Ginger
> The Compromiser
05/11/2014 at 13:37 | 0 |
Sigh. I've gotten sunburnt on rainy days, in cars. It's a given when I'm flying. So much fun wearing long sleeves in August.
The Compromiser
> Cajun Ginger
05/11/2014 at 15:14 | 0 |
I feel for ya. Im pretty much the same way. I've accepted melanoma as my friend and eventual downfall.